Homerismos

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene".

All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each we just make God madder and madder.

If you really want somehing in this life, ypu have to work for it -Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

English -Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces... I just know they're about to jab me with something

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.